Anna Kendrick is the Queen of Twitter
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You may know Anna Kendrick from such films as Twilight, Pitch Perfect, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates or Scott Pilgrim versus the world. Perhaps you know her from her hit song “Cups” from the movie Pitch Perfect. Anna is an actor, singer, and best selling author. She is also socially awkward and humorously honest about herself. She is one of the funniest people on twitter @AnnaKendrick47. Her roughly 6.5 million followers can attest to that. After following her for years, we decided to spend a few hours reading her past tweets to capture some of the best. Initially looking for a top ten, we couldn’t narrow it down to so few. Check out some of our favorites.
Anna Kendrick on Alcohol and Drugs
Names are weird.Am I high?— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 23, 2017
So, there’s NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 3, 2014
You know you’re hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 27, 2014
“So I’m talking to the, uh, what are they called? Pill Baristas?”
“…..Pharmacist?”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 12, 2013
That bottle of wine that you have in case of a “special occasion” and how 7pm starts to feel real “special” when you got no other booze— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 29, 2015
I don’t think having an Ambien addiction would be all that bad. But that might just be the Ambien talking.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 8, 2015
Personal Insight
I’m so humble it’s crazy. I’m like the Kanye West of humility.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 4, 2014
Never a diva. But occasionally a real dick.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 4, 2015
My phases of grief:
Denial
Anger
Cookie dough straight from tube
Booze
Watching adorable animal vids to make sure I can still feel something— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 14, 2016
So….. “I’m hearing you” is code for “I don’t care, but I want this conversation to be over” right?— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 22, 2017
Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 25, 2014
For someone with such an intense need to be liked you’d think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47)September 2, 2013
“Honestly, she brought this on herself” – My gravestone, probably.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 14, 2014
Who “hates” to say I told you so? That’s my favorite thing I get to say ever.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47)May 16, 2014
“I can do that. Hold my beer” – My last words, probably.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 18, 2013
What if I’m a sleepwalker, except I’m so lazy that even when I sleepwalk I just lie in bed. #ThingsIThinkAboutWhenImNotWorking#HelpMe
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 4, 2014
Anna Kendricks thoughts on Food
Does the food network use music recycled from 80’s porn, or do I want to fuck that soufflé?— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 25, 2015
“I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers” (“as long as he shared them and they were actually Oreos”) #ThatExpressionShouldChange— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 24, 2013
I’m done being embarrassed about my boring taste in sushi. If it looks like it killed Nemo’s mom, I’m not eating it.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 10, 2013
Someone just looked at my food selection and said “Aw, good for you.” If she goes missing…. I’ve been at home all day.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 7, 2013
Comes with fries #3wordsbetterthanIloveyou— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 18, 2017
Sushi people are such snobs. I ask for a California roll and throw my chopsticks at the waiter and suddenly I’m a jerk.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 23, 2016
Commercials
Considering the amount of Children’s Advil commercials, Hulu clearly thinks I have the viewing habits of a neglectful mother.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 27, 2013
Okay, I think the Dyson guy got into the vacuum business just so he could go on TV and say “suction” over and over. #Creeper
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 30, 2014
Anna on everything else.
Bruno Mars would be the coolest hobbit in the shire
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47)February 8, 2016
I don’t get why girls paint the “Chanel” symbol on their nails… I could tattoo it on my ass but it don’t mean I’m fancy.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47)March 10, 2014
The scent wafting out of Abercrombie stores is a fucking day ruiner. How did they manage to bottle the smell of high school and rejection?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 15, 2014
I love that The Arclight plays movie scores in the bathroom. Makes me feel like the stakes are VERY high when I’m peeing.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 5, 2013
“You can’t just ask people if they’re strippers” – real things my friends say to me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 21, 2014
The saddest thing about the digital age is the next generation won’t have that “nudie mag they found in the woods” experience. #culture
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 16, 2014
Halfway through dress rehearsal for SNL tonight. Lots of quick costume changes. So far only two truly painful wedgies. I’ll keep you posted.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 6, 2014
I woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. Fuck this day.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 6, 2014
.@parkerehret All my selfies are supposed to be group selfies but my arms are too short
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 6, 2014
.@JaredLeto ALRIGHT, I’ll be your prom date.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 28, 2014
If I’m ever murdered, please make as many cheesy “re-enactment” shows about it as possible. Those actors are the real heroes.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 18, 2015
All the available “crying” emojis seem really insincere to me. No truth in art anymore.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 28, 2013
If I’m ever murdered, please make as many cheesy “re-enactment” shows about it as possible. Those actors are the real heroes.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 18, 2015
d-_-b “cups” – Anna Kendrick